lucius_leon
04-01-2006, 03:50 AM
Politics & economics with cows.......:D
SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives
you some milk.
FASCISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells
you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots
you.
BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots
one, milks the
other and throws the milk away...
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.??Your
herd multiplies,
and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the
income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other
to produce the
milk of four cows. Later, you hire a
consultant to
analyze why the cow
dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want
three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are
one-tenth the size of
an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You
then create a
clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market
them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live
for 100 years, eat
once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for
lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have
five cows. You
count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count
them again and
learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting
cows and open
another bottle
of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You
charge others for
storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full
employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the
newsman who
reported the numbers.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.
SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives
you some milk.
FASCISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells
you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots
you.
BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots
one, milks the
other and throws the milk away...
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.??Your
herd multiplies,
and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the
income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other
to produce the
milk of four cows. Later, you hire a
consultant to
analyze why the cow
dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want
three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are
one-tenth the size of
an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You
then create a
clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market
them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live
for 100 years, eat
once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for
lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have
five cows. You
count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count
them again and
learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting
cows and open
another bottle
of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You
charge others for
storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full
employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the
newsman who
reported the numbers.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.