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rianfish · 02-02-2009, 11:48 AM

DIcegat preman, sebuah mobil sampe gak bisa apa2....

BOSSS, rokoknya dulu dong...
http://upload.kapanlagi.com/h/200902...67ae15ea8c.jpg

taras · 02-02-2009, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rianfish

DIcegat preman, sebuah mobil sampe gak bisa apa2....

BOSSS, rokoknya dulu dong...
http://upload.kapanlagi.com/h/200902...67ae15ea8c.jpg

untung gajahnya pas ga cape .... bisa duduk di atas kap mobil jg tu

arofanatics · 02-02-2009, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rianfish

DIcegat preman, sebuah mobil sampe gak bisa apa2....

BOSSS, rokoknya dulu dong...
http://upload.kapanlagi.com/h/200902...67ae15ea8c.jpg

jd tertawa geli...kira2 mirip siapa yah???hmmmn...

rianfish · 02-05-2009, 03:21 PM

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn,how do you spell 'crocodile'?
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

taras · 02-05-2009, 04:00 PM

Boo what punya student kayak gini

taras · 02-05-2009, 04:02 PM

sori kalo ada yg repost

1. Apa bedanya jam 12 siang ama' jam 12 malem?
Kalo jam 12 siang bunyinya neng, neng, neng...
Kalo jam 12 malem bunyinya neeeng, neeeng... pintunya bukain neeeng...

2. Apa perbedaan rok dengan roket?
Roket makin ke atas makin nggak kelihatan, kalau rok makin ke atas
makin kelihatan

3. Majalah apa yang paling mahal?
Bobo sama Gadis (kalo ga ngerti, jangan tanya ama tukang majalah!)

4. Apa bedanya sekretaris baik sama sekretaris seksi?
Sekretaris baik "selamat pagi pak"
Sekretaris seksi "sudah pagi pak"

5. Apa persamaan antara ASI dan air mineral?
Sumbernya sama, dari pegunungan

6. Apa beda susu cap nona dengan susu nona?
Kalau susu cap nona kental manis.
Kalau susu nona kental-kentul lebih manis.

7. Apa bedanya tentara dengan pembalut?
Kalo tentara disiplin, kalo pembalut diselipin

8. Apa perbedaan bulan madu pertama dan bulan madu kedua?
Kalau bulan madu pertama istrinya yang teriak "Haaaa... besar banget!"
Kalau bulan madu kedua suaminya yang teriak "Haaa... besar banget!"

9. Apakah perbedaan antara seorang pahlawan dan seorang perawan?
Pahlawan berjuang sampai titik darah penghabisan, sedangkan perawan
berjuang hingga titik darah yang pertama

10. Apa bedanya burung cendrawasih dengan perempuan?
Burung cendrawasih adalah burung surga, sedangkan perempuan adalah
surga burung

11. Burung apa yang nempel di tembok?
Burungnya cicak

12. Kentutnya ADE RAY bunyinya gimana?
Brotot... brotot... brottot

13. Sandal apa yang paling enak?
Sandal terasi

14. Apa perbedaan aksi dengan demo?
Kalo aksi rodanya empat kalo demo rodanya tiga

15. Item, gede sekali, buluan, & manis...?
Manisan Kingkong

131. Begoan mana, Batman apa Superman?
Begooan Batman, udah tau gak bisa terbang masih pake sayap

16. Apa persamaan Pangeran Dipenogoro dengan Cut Nyak Dien?
Sama-sama nggak punya handphone

17. Mengapa sepeda motor mereknya "yamaha"?
Sebab bikinan Jepang. Kalau bikinan Arab mereknya "yamahmud"

18. Cewek kalo' jualan apa kelihatan susunya?
Jualan susu

19. Hewan apa yang nyampe pertama kali di bulan?
Burung...nya Neil Amstrong

20. Apa bedanya jatuh dari lantai 1 dengan jatuh dari lantai 13?
Kalau dari lantai 1, bunyinya "bruuk... aaa...", Kalau dari lantai 13
bunyinya "aaa... bruukkk..."

21. Pintu apa yang didorong-dorong sama 10 orang nggak bakal terbuka?
Pintu yang ada tulisannya "TARIK"

22. Lubang apa yang paling kecil di dunia?
Lubang pantat. Angin aja kalo mau lewat mesti menjerit

23. What's the meaning of control?
Alat vitral

24. Nyarinya susah, setelah dapet, langsung dibuang. Apaan?
Ngupil

25. Kenapa laki-laki senang berpikir dan perempuan senang ngomong?
Karena laki-laki punya 2 kepala, perempuan punya 2 mulut.

26. Apa persaman goreng ikan gosong, orang jatuh ke sumur mati, dan
perempuan bisa hamil?
Karena kelamaan ngangkat

arofanatics · 02-05-2009, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rianfish

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

2 yg ini gile benerrr

arofanatics · 02-05-2009, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taras

sori kalo ada yg repost

lawakan 17 keatas ya bro

rianfish · 02-05-2009, 04:34 PM

lucu bro..bbrp baru pertama gw baca..hehe..

rianfish · 06-08-2009, 11:16 AM

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man+smart woman=romance
Smart man+dumb woman=affair
Dumb man + smart woman=marriage
Dumb man+dumb woman=pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss+smart employee=profit
Smart boss+dumb employee =production
Dumb boss+smart employee =promotion
Dumb boss+dumb employee=overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

INCLINATION TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling,telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

taras · 06-08-2009, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rianfish

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man+smart woman=romance
Smart man+dumb woman=affair
Dumb man + smart woman=marriage
Dumb man+dumb woman=pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss+smart employee=profit
Smart boss+dumb employee =production
Dumb boss+smart employee =promotion
Dumb boss+dumb employee=overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

INCLINATION TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling,telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

hehe ... agak pusing om bacanya, ilmunya agak berat nih

arofanatics · 06-08-2009, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taras

hehe ... agak pusing om bacanya, ilmunya agak berat nih

kl loe aga pucink & bingung ngartiinya, pake om google aja piss

...
masi muter..u call me lah

taras · 06-08-2009, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arofanatics

kl loe aga pucink & bingung ngartiinya, pake om google aja piss

...
masi muter..u call me lah

yuk kita ngopi2 aja di starbuck thamrin

bawa kamera canggih loe ... ntar kita candid photo

arofanatics · 06-08-2009, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taras

yuk kita ngopi2 aja di starbuck thamrin

bawa kamera canggih loe ... ntar kita candid photo

ketempat ngupi2 gt harus relaaaaaxx.....sesuai title...

oga moto candid pake camera bagong

Quote:

Originally Posted by rianfish

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Dumb man + smart woman=marriage
Dumb man+dumb woman=pregnancy

yg ini kerenn

Dedi · 06-08-2009, 12:09 PM

sering baca yang spt ini, tapi tetap aja tersenyum sambil tersipu-2 dan kadang ketawa....thanks for sharing bro Rian

02-02-2009, 11:48 AM	#31
rianfish (3151) NAC 003 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: west side Posts: 2,944	Re: Relax DIcegat preman, sebuah mobil sampe gak bisa apa2.... BOSSS, rokoknya dulu dong... http://upload.kapanlagi.com/h/200902...67ae15ea8c.jpg

02-05-2009, 03:21 PM	#34
rianfish (3151) NAC 003 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: west side Posts: 2,944	Re: Relax Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn,how do you spell 'crocodile'? GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'. MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.

02-05-2009, 04:00 PM	#35
taras (6339) NAC MEMBER Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 5,890	Re: Relax Boo what punya student kayak gini

02-05-2009, 04:02 PM	#36
taras (6339) NAC MEMBER Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 5,890	Re: Relax sori kalo ada yg repost 1. Apa bedanya jam 12 siang ama' jam 12 malem? Kalo jam 12 siang bunyinya neng, neng, neng... Kalo jam 12 malem bunyinya neeeng, neeeng... pintunya bukain neeeng... 2. Apa perbedaan rok dengan roket? Roket makin ke atas makin nggak kelihatan, kalau rok makin ke atas makin kelihatan 3. Majalah apa yang paling mahal? Bobo sama Gadis (kalo ga ngerti, jangan tanya ama tukang majalah!) 4. Apa bedanya sekretaris baik sama sekretaris seksi? Sekretaris baik "selamat pagi pak" Sekretaris seksi "sudah pagi pak" 5. Apa persamaan antara ASI dan air mineral? Sumbernya sama, dari pegunungan 6. Apa beda susu cap nona dengan susu nona? Kalau susu cap nona kental manis. Kalau susu nona kental-kentul lebih manis. 7. Apa bedanya tentara dengan pembalut? Kalo tentara disiplin, kalo pembalut diselipin 8. Apa perbedaan bulan madu pertama dan bulan madu kedua? Kalau bulan madu pertama istrinya yang teriak "Haaaa... besar banget!" Kalau bulan madu kedua suaminya yang teriak "Haaa... besar banget!" 9. Apakah perbedaan antara seorang pahlawan dan seorang perawan? Pahlawan berjuang sampai titik darah penghabisan, sedangkan perawan berjuang hingga titik darah yang pertama 10. Apa bedanya burung cendrawasih dengan perempuan? Burung cendrawasih adalah burung surga, sedangkan perempuan adalah surga burung 11. Burung apa yang nempel di tembok? Burungnya cicak 12. Kentutnya ADE RAY bunyinya gimana? Brotot... brotot... brottot 13. Sandal apa yang paling enak? Sandal terasi 14. Apa perbedaan aksi dengan demo? Kalo aksi rodanya empat kalo demo rodanya tiga 15. Item, gede sekali, buluan, & manis...? Manisan Kingkong 131. Begoan mana, Batman apa Superman? Begooan Batman, udah tau gak bisa terbang masih pake sayap 16. Apa persamaan Pangeran Dipenogoro dengan Cut Nyak Dien? Sama-sama nggak punya handphone 17. Mengapa sepeda motor mereknya "yamaha"? Sebab bikinan Jepang. Kalau bikinan Arab mereknya "yamahmud" 18. Cewek kalo' jualan apa kelihatan susunya? Jualan susu 19. Hewan apa yang nyampe pertama kali di bulan? Burung...nya Neil Amstrong 20. Apa bedanya jatuh dari lantai 1 dengan jatuh dari lantai 13? Kalau dari lantai 1, bunyinya "bruuk... aaa...", Kalau dari lantai 13 bunyinya "aaa... bruukkk..." 21. Pintu apa yang didorong-dorong sama 10 orang nggak bakal terbuka? Pintu yang ada tulisannya "TARIK" 22. Lubang apa yang paling kecil di dunia? Lubang pantat. Angin aja kalo mau lewat mesti menjerit 23. What's the meaning of control? Alat vitral 24. Nyarinya susah, setelah dapet, langsung dibuang. Apaan? Ngupil 25. Kenapa laki-laki senang berpikir dan perempuan senang ngomong? Karena laki-laki punya 2 kepala, perempuan punya 2 mulut. 26. Apa persaman goreng ikan gosong, orang jatuh ke sumur mati, dan perempuan bisa hamil? Karena kelamaan ngangkat

02-05-2009, 04:34 PM	#39
rianfish (3151) NAC 003 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: west side Posts: 2,944	Re: Relax lucu bro..bbrp baru pertama gw baca..hehe..

06-08-2009, 11:16 AM	#40
rianfish (3151) NAC 003 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: west side Posts: 2,944	Re: Relax ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man+smart woman=romance Smart man+dumb woman=affair Dumb man + smart woman=marriage Dumb man+dumb woman=pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss+smart employee=profit Smart boss+dumb employee =production Dumb boss+smart employee =promotion Dumb boss+dumb employee=overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. INCLINATION TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling,telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

06-08-2009, 12:09 PM	#45
Dedi (1959) NAC MEMBER Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Jakarta Posts: 1,215	Re: Relax sering baca yang spt ini, tapi tetap aja tersenyum sambil tersipu-2 dan kadang ketawa....thanks for sharing bro Rian

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