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Old 03-26-2007, 10:09 AM   #1
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Malam Pertama
Cak Mar baru saja nikah, dengan badan lesu berada di pos hansip seperti orang bingung. kemudian Cak So datang. "Mar, kamu itu penganten baru kok bukannya seger, malah lemes emangnya kenapa kamu Mar?" tanya Cak So "Iya Cak, aku mikirin istri aku" sahut Cak Mar "Kenapa istri kamu, kalau aku lihat istri kamu sehat-sehat gitu kok" tanya Cak So lagi "Gini lho Cak, aku ini biasa ke pelacuran, lha pas kemarin aku ML malam pertama, aku ngeluarin uang 50 an. Pikirku perempuan yang bodinya kayak gini ini paling banter taripnya 50 ribu. Aku bener-bener lupa kalau itu istriku sendiri." Kata Cak Mar serius. "Kamu itu juga sembarangan aja. Tapi ya udah tidak usah dipikir lagi, paling-paling juga istri kamu tersinggung sebentar terus kangen ama kamu lagi" kata Cak So menghibur. "Lha apa masalahnya lagi?" tanya Cak So menjadi bingung setelah melihat kecemasan dimata Cak Mar. "Pada saat aku berikan 50 ribu, mendadak aku di beri kembalian 25 ribu".
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Old 03-26-2007, 03:11 PM   #2
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keduanya jam terbangnya sudah tinggi dong, sesama mantan ..... he he he
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Old 03-26-2007, 06:48 PM   #3
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Wah..betul-betul istri yang tahu ilmu dagang...ente jual, ane beli...
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Old 03-26-2007, 10:16 PM   #4
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koq bisa kecolongan cak mar...masa gak tau dari gayanya..hehe..
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:03 PM   #5
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kalo di bilang "kurang nih mas kok cuman limapuluh rebu, saya kan cape goyangnya biasanya juga cepek" gimana tuh
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Old 03-27-2007, 10:25 AM   #6
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Apes bener, pake di kembaliin lagi 25 rb.
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:50 AM   #7
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kalo di bilang "kurang nih mas kok cuman limapuluh rebu, saya kan cape goyangnya biasanya juga cepek" gimana tuh
Pengalaman pribadi ya...
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Old 03-28-2007, 04:34 AM   #8
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Apes bener, pake di kembaliin lagi 25 rb.
khan cuma 1x show durasi 25mnt 25rb..kalo 2x show 50rb ama dapet bonus 10mnt jdi sejam deh..
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Old 03-28-2007, 05:56 PM   #9
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suruh simpen aja kembaliannya .... buat tip gitu lho
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Old 03-28-2007, 06:39 PM   #10
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Pengalaman pribadi ya...
lha kan waktu itu ente yang ceritaiin waktu minjem duit kata ente kalo WP bilang loh kok cuman goban cape nih gyangnya biasanya kan cepek
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Old 03-28-2007, 06:53 PM   #11
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hahahahhahaa lucu ini!!!
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Old 03-29-2007, 07:52 AM   #12
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Ini namanya memang JODOH!Hobbyist ketemu BARANG!
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Old 03-29-2007, 08:03 AM   #13
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ternyata malah kelasnya lebih murah lagi, ji go an..
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Old 03-30-2007, 12:05 PM   #14
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lha kan waktu itu ente yang ceritaiin waktu minjem duit kata ente kalo WP bilang loh kok cuman goban cape nih gyangnya biasanya kan cepek
Dodol....
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