Who said THAT!!!

[rianfish]

Americans in Iraq


It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the
son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?""
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.

"Very good! Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for
the People, shall not perish from the Earth?""
Again, no response except from Suzuki."Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said
Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you
do."

She heard a loud whisper: "Fuck the Japs."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said,
"You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice,
"Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,
"Oh shit, we're fucked!" and Suzuki said, "Americans in Iraq 2004!"



jgn ketawa belakangan ya...apalg sendirian...

[mimisu_worm]

lucu bro mantaf.

[Eko Susanto]

Baru tau nih.... Lucu banget bro, nggak kebayang kayak gimana tuh suasana kelasnya

[rianfish]

mmmmm......

[KoKo]

Hahahahahahaha

[azura]

hihihihihihi ....

[akbari]

Malu tuch american....