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Old 09-26-2008, 04:28 AM   #1
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Sehubungan dengan otonomi daerah, maka di setiap upacara pengucapan Pancasila dilakukan sesuai bahasa
daerahnya . . . .

Pancasila (Jawa)
siji: Gusti Alllah ora ono koncone
loro: Dadi wong kudu sing adil lan ojo kejem-kejem
telu: Indonesia bersatu kabeh
papat: karo tonggo-tonggo nek ono masalah diomongno bareng-bareng opo o
limo: mangan ra mangan sing penting kumpul

Pancasila (Sunda)
hiji: Gusti Allah eta sorangan sareng ageng pisan
dua: ka sorangan teh sikapna kudu sami, ulah ngabeda-beda keun..
tilu: Indonesia kuduna mah jadi hiji
Opat: Ra'yat Indonesia sae na pang mutuskeun sagala teh disepakatkeun
heula. Kedah bager lan bijaksana
Lima: Ceunah teh sikap sosialna kudu adil hiji sareng batur.

Pancasila (Batak Toba)
Sada: Dang adong na pajago-jagohon di jolo ni Debata
Dua : Maradat tu sude jolma
Tolu : Punguan ni halak Indonesia
Opat : Marbadai ... marbadai, dungi mardame
Lima : Godang pe habis saotik pe sukkup

Poncosilo (jawa kromo)
kaping setunggal: Gusti ingkang Maha satunggal
Kaping kalih: Tiang ingkang Adil lan beradab
kaping tiga: persetunggalan Indonesia
kaping sekawan: Kerakyatan ingkang dipimpin kaliyan hikmat lan
kewicaksonoan dateng permusyawaratan kang diwakilkan.
kaping gangsal:Adil kang sosial kangge sakabehe tiang Indonesia

Pancasila (Palembang)
sute: Tuhan ne sute tu'la
due: jelme harus khapat same rate
tige: jelme Indones iane bersatu padu
empat: jeleme Indonesiane diketuci ngai hikmah dimane ngedapatkan
jawaban dadi gegale masalah
Leme: kesameratean hidup ne jelmekangok Indonesia...

Pancasila (Ambon)
1. Torang samua tawu cuma ada Tuang Allah yaitu Tete manu...
2. Orang ambon samu harus tau adat
3. acang deng obet harus bisa bakubae
4. Paitua deng maitua harus bae-bae di rumah rakyat
5. samu harus bisa jaga diri karna ambon lapar makan orang....... ...

Pancasila (Manado)
1. Cuma boleh ba satu Tuhan
2. Selalu adil kong ja pake ontak
3. Torang samua satu, Bangsa Indonesia
4. Tu rakyat musti slalu bakumpul kong bicara bae-2 spy slalu ada
kaputusan gagah yg semua trima deng nang hati.
5. Voor seluruh rakyat Indonesia, nyanda ada tu jabaku kase beda-2
perlakuan.

Pancasilo (Padang)
ciek: Bintang Basagi Limo
duo: Rantai pangikek kudo
tigo: pohon baringin gadang ta'mpek kito bacinto
ampek: kapalo banteng bataduk duo
limo: padi jo kapeh pambaluik nan luko..

MERDEKAAA!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-26-2008, 04:45 AM   #2
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seharusnya postingan bro legal harus masuk kurikulum dep pendidikan...
walopun berbeda tetap satu jua...satu gilanyeee

hip hip huraaaaaa merdekaaaaaa
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Old 09-26-2008, 08:20 AM   #3
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Bro Legal....kalo orang BETAWI kayak apa.....???
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Old 09-26-2008, 08:49 AM   #4
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Bro Legal emang paling bisa
Kalo Pancasila yg asli punya masih ingat ga???? hayooo
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Old 09-26-2008, 09:26 AM   #5
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Bro legal emang aya aya wae.........
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Old 09-26-2008, 09:33 AM   #6
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Kalo bahasa ayamnya gimana ????
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Old 09-26-2008, 02:31 PM   #7
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Kalo bahasa ayamnya gimana ????
gw udah mengira......... pasti ada yg bawa2 ayam....
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Old 09-26-2008, 11:32 PM   #8
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Baru tahu nih, bahasa Padang Bintang bersudut lima jadi Bintang Barsagi Limo.
Bukannya Bintang Basuduik Limo?
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Old 09-27-2008, 12:03 AM   #9
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Harap maklum om...PTL...Padang Tembak Langsung............
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Old 09-27-2008, 12:07 AM   #10
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Harap maklum om...PTL...Padang Tembak Langsung............
Bukan Oom, itu karena kelamaan pacaran sama anak Menado...
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Old 09-27-2008, 12:23 AM   #11
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Bukan Oom, itu karena kelamaan pacaran sama anak Menado...
wakakakaaa klo dating menunya ky bgini ....wah lebe bae ngana Kabuurrrrrr jo Legal
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Old 09-27-2008, 12:38 AM   #12
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wakakakaaa klo dating menunya ky bgini ....wah lebe bae ngana Kabuurrrrrr jo Legal
Hah...Pangana Paniki Pagoda Pastilless...
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Old 09-27-2008, 12:48 AM   #13
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Ini cuman becanda tohchh
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Old 09-27-2008, 12:50 AM   #14
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Ini cuman becanda tohchh
So pasti lah Brur Hadi...
No heart feeling disini...
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canda ko cuman sdikit kejam aja...ga banya2
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