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Old 06-03-2010, 04:50 PM   #181
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saat ketika abu nawas sedang mencari angin segar di tepi pantai
datanglah seorang putri dan dia pun bertanya kepada abu nawas

putri : abu nawas sedang ngapain kamu?
abu nawas : sedang mencari angin segar ( sambil nungging melorotkan celananya )

putri : ko pake buka celana segala?
abu nawas : klo ga di buka angin nya kan ga masuk jadi ga enak

putri : coba saya juga ingin nyoba
putri pun mulai mencoba apa yang di lakukan abu nawas
dan putri pun tidak merasakan apa yang di katakan abu nawas, putri pun bertanya lagi

putri : abu nawas kenapa saya tidak merasakan apa yang seperti kamu rasakan?
abu nawas : ah..masa.. coba saya periksa

abu nawas pun mulai memerika si putri

abu nawas : wah pantes tuan putri lubang nya ada 2 coba saya sumbat 1 lubang nya
putri : wah bener abu nawas sekarang mah sudah kerasa enaknya... huahaha

walah, si Opa=Abu nawas nya ya.........:cool :
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Old 06-03-2010, 05:29 PM   #182
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walah, si Opa=Abu nawas nya ya.........:cool :
Putri nya Suz "T" dong
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Old 06-03-2010, 05:50 PM   #183
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walah, si Opa=Abu nawas nya ya.........:cool :
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Putri nya Suz "T" dong
ahh lakonnya bukan loe bdua..jgn malyu2 bgitu laa...
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Old 06-03-2010, 08:17 PM   #184
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ck,,,ck,,, baru baca cerita 'Abu Nawas' versiong omes nih
Pasti Abu Nawas KW2 nih
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Old 06-04-2010, 12:10 AM   #185
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saat ketika abu nawas sedang mencari angin segar di tepi pantai
datanglah seorang putri dan dia pun bertanya kepada abu nawas

putri : abu nawas sedang ngapain kamu?
abu nawas : sedang mencari angin segar ( sambil nungging melorotkan celananya )

putri : ko pake buka celana segala?
abu nawas : klo ga di buka angin nya kan ga masuk jadi ga enak

putri : coba saya juga ingin nyoba
putri pun mulai mencoba apa yang di lakukan abu nawas
dan putri pun tidak merasakan apa yang di katakan abu nawas, putri pun bertanya lagi

putri : abu nawas kenapa saya tidak merasakan apa yang seperti kamu rasakan?
abu nawas : ah..masa.. coba saya periksa

abu nawas pun mulai memerika si putri

abu nawas : wah pantes tuan putri lubang nya ada 2 coba saya sumbat 1 lubang nya
putri : wah bener abu nawas sekarang mah sudah kerasa enaknya... huahaha

Intinya...selalu bercerita tentang pengalaman pribadi dari Opa Aroric sendiri...
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Old 06-04-2010, 09:01 AM   #186
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Xixixixi........Putri IQ jongkok kayaknya
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Old 06-04-2010, 09:55 AM   #187
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Intinya...selalu bercerita tentang pengalaman pribadi dari Opa Aroric sendiri...

Setubuuuuuuuuuuh..........:top :
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Old 06-04-2010, 10:49 AM   #188
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goyang duyu................


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzXb7-obTBQ&NR=1
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Old 06-04-2010, 02:26 PM   #189
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Xixixixi........Putri IQ jongkok kayaknya
gpp, yg penting nurut...klo putrinya pinter2, susa diatur en ngibulinnya .. plus minta duit molooo wkwkw

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lanjutken !!
bagi luna donk wkwkwk
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Old 06-04-2010, 06:08 PM   #190
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gpp, yg penting nurut...klo putrinya pinter2, susa diatur en ngibulinnya .. plus minta duit molooo wkwkw

Tuh kan, apa gue bilang...selalu pengalaman pribadi yang diceritain...kali ini cerita tentang pengalamannya bermain dengan ABG yang juara kelas & lulus UAS kemarin...
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Old 06-04-2010, 09:41 PM   #191
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sorry g kaga ngerti dikit bacanya, tolong jelasin suhu2, yg dimaksud abunawas itu siOpa atau Bro Adhara sih
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Old 06-05-2010, 12:20 PM   #192
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sorry g kaga ngerti dikit bacanya, tolong jelasin suhu2, yg dimaksud abunawas itu siOpa atau Bro Adhara sih

Heh...gue kok dibawa2x nih...kan gue anak baek2x...
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Old 06-05-2010, 03:47 PM   #193
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Heh...gue kok dibawa2x nih...kan gue anak baek2x...
mengakulah, makan dosamu diampuni
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Old 06-14-2010, 12:39 PM   #194
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If a Girl slept with 3 guys and people called her a slut,
If a Man slept with 32 girls and people called you a great man.
How and why ?

It's easy ...
When a lock is opened by many keys, it's called a bad lock.
When a key can open many locks, it becomes a master key ....

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Nb; Buat Opa & Om di forum
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Old 06-14-2010, 03:11 PM   #195
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If a Girl slept with 3 guys and people called her a slut,
If a Man slept with 32 girls and people called you a great man.
How and why ?

It's easy ...
When a lock is opened by many keys, it's called a bad lock.
When a key can open many locks, it becomes a master key ....

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Nb; Buat Opa & Om di forum
welldone my friend
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