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Old 02-25-2009, 04:18 PM   #46
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pak h4di memang begitu pak, tp hatinya lembut koq selembut sutera......
Lho gak lagi ngincer lensa gue khan
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:33 PM   #47
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Lho gak lagi ngincer lensa gue khan

Feeling situ bagus pak............. tp tenang aja, gw msh belom berani minjem koq.
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:36 PM   #48
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Senyum" aja neh, comment donk... biar suhu taras tau.
gw mesti bawaiin loe apa buat bisa kuat begadang di malam "H" nya
atau cara paling gampang loe olesin balsem atau minyak kayu putih aja,
dijamin berdiri terus ampe pagi , tapi ati2 jangan deket2 sama master
shifu om Solarcoaster .... doi bisa hor*y katanya
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:42 PM   #49
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Gw seporter aja deh
Wasit gw percaya sama bro arofanatic..
Karena untuk pemandu sorak, biasanya beliau juga yg ngatur
arofanatics tu posisi bek kiri/kanan ... tukang umpan lambung
posisi wasit lebih bagusan om Djuwanto . kalo kiper paling
aman om Erwin_aja, badannya bisa buat nutupin seluruh gawang
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:44 PM   #50
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Lho gak lagi ngincer lensa gue khan
kalo dateng nanti jangan bawa perabotan kamera pak, nanti dikira juru
potretnya
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:44 PM   #51
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gw mesti bawaiin loe apa buat bisa kuat begadang di malam "H" nya
atau cara paling gampang loe olesin balsem atau minyak kayu putih aja,
dijamin berdiri terus ampe pagi , tapi ati2 jangan deket2 sama master
shifu om Solarcoaster .... doi bisa hor*y katanya

Tenang aja bos, kalo hari H ane pasti ga tidur koq sampe pagi. soalnya ane masih harus mikirin bayar utang yg numpuk...........
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:47 PM   #52
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Tenang aja bos, kalo hari H ane pasti ga tidur koq sampe pagi. soalnya ane masih harus mikirin bayar utang yg numpuk...........
utang sih jangan dipikirin boss .... ntar malem pertama terganggu konsentrasinya
loh , yang ada malah jadi malem mikirin utang
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:51 PM   #53
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Tenang aja bos, kalo hari H ane pasti ga tidur koq sampe pagi. soalnya ane masih harus mikirin bayar utang yg numpuk...........
Lhooo utang jangan dipikirin brother, di bayar aja lebih tenang
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Old 02-25-2009, 05:04 PM   #54
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utang sih jangan dipikirin boss .... ntar malem pertama terganggu konsentrasinya
loh , yang ada malah jadi malem mikirin utang

kalo hutang mah pasti kepikiran bos....
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Old 02-25-2009, 05:05 PM   #55
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Lhooo utang jangan dipikirin brother, di bayar aja lebih tenang

Pasti di bayar bos kalo duitnya ada.....
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Old 02-25-2009, 05:35 PM   #56
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Kalo bisa gak dibayar bukan utang dong,
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Old 02-25-2009, 07:52 PM   #57
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Tenang aja bos, kalo hari H ane pasti ga tidur koq sampe pagi. soalnya ane masih harus mikirin bayar utang yg numpuk...........
Lha emangnya situ pegang siapa?
Pegang atas apa bawah?
key-nya gede ga?
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Old 02-25-2009, 10:28 PM   #58
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Orang sumbing ML

Alkisah ada 2 orang pemulung yang kebetulan sama2 sumbing...
karena udah ngebet dua2nya pun melakukan penetrasi di sudut komplek...

cowo: ayang, em ey yu (sayang ML yuk)
cewe: udah iap nih, wahukin yah Yang.... (udah siap nih, masukin yah
Yang...)

blesss... akhirnya masuk deh tuh Mr. P ke Ms. V nya si cewe...

cewe: aahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhhh.......
cowo: ohhh, ohhhh, ohhhhh enyak yang... enyak...

trus 10 menit kemudian cewe sambil berbisik namun setengah teriak...

cewe: bang, oyang bang...
cowo: iyah ayang....

cewe: bang... oyang.....
cowo: iyah ayang, ni lagi oyang...

tiba2.. "PLAK"!!!!

cewe: ada oyang gobyog....!!!!
(sambil nunjuk2 satpam yg lagi ngeliatin mereka berdua dari belakang)
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Old 02-25-2009, 10:30 PM   #59
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Orang sumbing ML

Alkisah ada 2 orang pemulung yang kebetulan sama2 sumbing...
karena udah ngebet dua2nya pun melakukan penetrasi di sudut komplek...

cowo: ayang, em ey yu (sayang ML yuk)
cewe: udah iap nih, wahukin yah Yang.... (udah siap nih, masukin yah
Yang...)

blesss... akhirnya masuk deh tuh Mr. P ke Ms. V nya si cewe...

cewe: aahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhhh.......
cowo: ohhh, ohhhh, ohhhhh enyak yang... enyak...

trus 10 menit kemudian cewe sambil berbisik namun setengah teriak...

cewe: bang, oyang bang...
cowo: iyah ayang....

cewe: bang... oyang.....
cowo: iyah ayang, ni lagi oyang...

tiba2.. "PLAK"!!!!

cewe: ada oyang gobyog....!!!!
(sambil nunjuk2 satpam yg lagi ngeliatin mereka berdua dari belakang)
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Old 02-25-2009, 10:34 PM   #60
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kacau kacau.....
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