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Old 10-14-2008, 11:14 PM   #1
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Perselingkuhan antara seorang dokter dan perawat telah membuahkan hasil. Si perawat hamil. Karena takut ketahuan istrinya, si dokter memberinya uang dan menyuruh si perawat untuk melahirkan dan tinggal di luar kota.
D : "Semua biaya aku tanggung, termasuk untuk membesarkan anak."
P : "Lalu bagaimana aku memberitahukanmu kalau anak kita sudah lahir?"
D : "Tulis Mie di sebuah kartupos dan kirimkan ke rumahku."
Sekian bulan kemudian istri si dokter menelpon, mengatakan ada kartupos dari daerah tapi dia tidak mengerti apa maksudnya. "Taruh aja di meja, nanti aku jelaskan."
Ketika sampai di rumah dan membaca kartupos tersebut, si dokter mendadak pingsan kena serangan jantung. Cepat-cepat si istri membawanya ke rumah sakit. Dokter jaga, setelah memberikan pertolongan pertama, bertanya kepada si istri penyebab serangan jantung suaminya.
Si istri mengulurkan kartupos yang bertuliskan: "Mie, Mie, Mie, Mie. Dua pakai bakso, yang dua lagi tidak."
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Old 10-15-2008, 12:05 AM   #2
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Default Re: Mie = Anak

waks
ampe segudang tuh biayanya mendingan jantung saja
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Old 10-15-2008, 12:06 AM   #3
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ampe segudang tuh biayanya mendingan jantung saja
Hoiiii...Dju...buka YM lo dong...
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Old 10-15-2008, 08:06 AM   #4
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berarti anaknya 2 laki dan 2 perempuan..... alias kembar 4
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Old 10-15-2008, 08:15 AM   #5
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berarti anaknya 2 laki dan 2 perempuan..... alias kembar 4

yang pake bakso = cowok
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Old 10-15-2008, 09:20 AM   #6
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ada yang pake saos nga
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Old 10-15-2008, 10:16 AM   #7
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yang pake bakso = cowok
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Old 10-15-2008, 11:04 AM   #8
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ada yang pake saos nga
Yang pake saos cuma maminya ( si suster ) aja
Anaknya belum cukup gede
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Old 10-15-2008, 11:33 AM   #9
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Yang pake saos cuma maminya ( si suster ) aja
Anaknya belum cukup gede
avator lo juga boleh di saosin
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Old 10-15-2008, 11:58 AM   #10
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avator lo juga boleh di saosin
Saos dan lada, hot ... hot ....
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Old 10-15-2008, 12:06 PM   #11
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Saos dan lada, hot ... hot ....
kalo ada bro hadi langsung nech : ayam ayam ayam ayam ayam ayam
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Old 10-15-2008, 12:10 PM   #12
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Wah....kelas berat semua nih yang ada disini...
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Old 10-15-2008, 12:30 PM   #13
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Wah....kelas berat semua nih yang ada disini...
include u bro....
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Old 10-15-2008, 04:13 PM   #14
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iiiiihhhhh....om..om....lagi pada ngomongin apa cih....
caya gak ngelti nich.....
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Old 10-15-2008, 04:55 PM   #15
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iiiiihhhhh....om..om....lagi pada ngomongin apa cih....
caya gak ngelti nich.....
don't run u.....
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