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09-08-2009, 11:32 AM | #1 |
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Oneng...Oneng....
============================== maaf kalo repost
Oneng Menelpon Oneng : "bang, telpon kite jelek nih" Badjuri : "emang nape?" Oneng : "kagak bise nelpon 911 bang?" Bajuri : "lagak lu kayak bule' aje, emangnye lu udah coba pencet?" Oneng : "kagak bisa dipencet, kagak ade angka 11 nye." ============================== ================== Oneng Kecelakaan Oneng datang ke dokter dengan kedua telinganya luka bakar. Dokter : Apa yang terjadi? Oneng : Aye sedang nyeterika dan telepon berdering, aye salah mengambil gagang telpon, kagak sengaje aye angkat seterika dan menempelkannye di telinge aye. Dokter : Wow..! Tetapi apa yang terjadi dengan telinga Anda yang satu lagi? Oneng : Teman aye yang goblok itu menelepon lagi. ============================== ================== Oneng Di Apotek Oneng : Mpok, aye mo beli vitamin buat anak aye. Apoteker : Vitamin A, B atau C, bu? Oneng : Ape aje deh, anak aye blon ngerti hurup kok...!! ============================== ================== Oneng Belanja Oneng: "adek makanan bebek, mpok?" Mpok: "gue kagak jual ntu neng" Oneng: "oh iye, makasih mpok" Besoknya datang lagi... Oneng: "ade makanan bebek, mpok?" Mpok: "kagak jual eng..." Oneng: "oh iye, makasih mpok" Besoknya masih datang lagi... Oneng: "ade makanan bebek, mpok?" Mpok: "pan gue ude bilang 2 kali, GUE KAGAK JUAL dan gak akan pernah jual, sekali lagi lu tanya, gue paku kaki lu ke lantai...!!! " Oneng: "galak amat, maafin aye mpok...." Eh, besoknya gak kapok-² masih datang... Oneng: "ade martil gak mpok?" Mpok: "kagak jual" Oneng: "kalo paku ade mpok?" Mpok: "kagak" Hening sejenak... Oneng: "ade makanan bebek, mpok?" ============================== ================== Oneng Sok Tau Badjuri pulang narik bajaj dengan wajah murung... Oneng: "nape bang? kok mukenye kusut kayak cucian kering" Badjuri: "abang malu neng, tadi abis diketawain ama temen-²" Oneng: "diketawain kenape? pan bagus bisa ngibur orang" Badjuri: "gue jawabnye salah pas ditanya paris ntu letaknye dimane?" Oneng: "mangkenye bang, kalo naroh barang diinget baek-² letaknye" ============================== ================== Oneng dan Kokok Ayam Ponakan Oneng memanggil Oneng ke belakang rumah sambil teriak... Ponakan: “mpok oneng... mpok... sini buruan...” Oneng: “nape sih? pake tereak-² segala...” Ponakan: “pratiin tu mpok, matenye mpok...” Oneng: “merem? trus nape? Ponakan: “ntu die mpok, kenape ayam kalo berkokok matenye merem?” Oneng: “yee... begituan ditanyain, pan ayam ude hapal teksnye...” ============================== ================== Oneng Kehilangan Uang Masuk rumah muka Oneng sedih, matanya berkaca-²... Badjuri: "eh, elu nape neng? abis ngiris bawang? hehe..." Oneng: "si abang becande mulu', oneng lagi sedih niy" Badjuri: "sedih kenape?" Oneng: "duit aye ilang bang dijalan, 20 rebu" Badjuri: "iya ela... gitu aje nangis, ude ni abang ganti" Tangis Oneng jadi makin keras... Badjuri: "nah lho... duitnye ude diganti, male tambah kenceng" Oneng: "pan, kalo duit oneng kagak ilang sekarang ude jadi 40 rebu bang"
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09-08-2009, 11:39 AM | #2 |
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Re: Oneng...Oneng....
ha..ha..ha..lucu..lucu.thanks bro
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09-08-2009, 11:49 AM | #3 |
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Re: Oneng...Oneng....
Kocak abizz bro ........
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09-08-2009, 12:00 PM | #4 |
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Re: Oneng...Oneng....
Duit ilang masih diitung...hehehe...
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09-08-2009, 12:07 PM | #5 |
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Re: Oneng...Oneng....
jiaa...si oneng...untung cakep, klo ga gw telen loo hihihihiii
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09-08-2009, 01:04 PM | #6 |
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Re: Oneng...Oneng....
humornya kocak abis, bisa menghibur yg lg puasa.........
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09-08-2009, 03:47 PM | #7 |
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Re: Oneng...Oneng....
, gw pas baca nya spt gaya nya si oneng ama bajuri , jadi ketawa kocak bro
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09-08-2009, 04:02 PM | #8 |
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Re: Oneng...Oneng....
menghibur banget dahhhhh, bisa aje si oom
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09-08-2009, 10:41 PM | #9 |
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Re: Oneng...Oneng....
Lucu Bro...
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09-08-2009, 10:43 PM | #10 |
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