Uncle Ted's morals

pygmalion · 02-23-2007, 04:45 PM

Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true story with a moral so he goes home and thinks about it all night and finally has one.
The following day, Suzy raises her hand first and says, "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."
The teacher asks for the moral to the story. Suzy replies, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."
Next is Lucy. "Well, my dad owns a farm, too, and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched. The moral is, don't count your chicks before they are hatched.''
Billy is last to speak. He says, ''My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam War. His plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed, with only a parachute, a bottle of bourbon, a machine gun, and a machete. As he floated down he drank the bottle of bourbon. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 North Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade broke on his machete, so he killed the last 10 with his bare hands.''
The teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story.
Billy replies, "Don't f**k with my Uncle Ted when he's been drinking.''

azura · 02-23-2007, 05:12 PM

hahahahahaha ....the uncle maybe a RAMBO ?!?

rudinugraha · 02-23-2007, 05:38 PM

"Yeahhh....he could f**king kill you too Mam....!!!!"

Ha..ha..ha...

!!!

andhara · 02-23-2007, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azura

hahahahahaha ....the uncle maybe a RAMBO ?!?

Maksudnya Rambotan Bogor..

pygmalion · 02-23-2007, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andhara

Maksudnya Rambotan Bogor..

Rambo lalulintas kali.....

agnusalim · 02-24-2007, 08:23 AM

"Teacher argued: "Hei,You Kid! don't ever f**kin trust with a d**ned drunken uncle as you might be the next"

It's amuzing

02-23-2007, 04:45 PM	#1
pygmalion (176) NAC MEMBER Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 52	Uncle Ted's morals Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true story with a moral so he goes home and thinks about it all night and finally has one. The following day, Suzy raises her hand first and says, "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." The teacher asks for the moral to the story. Suzy replies, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket." Next is Lucy. "Well, my dad owns a farm, too, and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched. The moral is, don't count your chicks before they are hatched.'' Billy is last to speak. He says, ''My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam War. His plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed, with only a parachute, a bottle of bourbon, a machine gun, and a machete. As he floated down he drank the bottle of bourbon. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 North Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade broke on his machete, so he killed the last 10 with his bare hands.'' The teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story. Billy replies, "Don't f**k with my Uncle Ted when he's been drinking.''

02-23-2007, 05:12 PM	#2
azura (5486) NAC 029 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: KGP Posts: 4,230	Re: Uncle Ted's morals hahahahahaha ....the uncle maybe a RAMBO ?!? __________________

02-23-2007, 05:38 PM	#3
rudinugraha (1891) NAC 033 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Jakarta Posts: 1,194	Re: Uncle Ted's morals "Yeahhh....he could f**king kill you too Mam....!!!!" Ha..ha..ha... !!!

02-24-2007, 08:23 AM	#6
agnusalim (41) NAC MEMBER Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Solo, Indonesia Posts: 41	Re: Uncle Ted's morals "Teacher argued: "Hei,You Kid! don't ever fkin trust with a dned drunken uncle as you might be the next" It's amuzing

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