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07-25-2007, 04:32 AM | #1 |
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Awas Pelarian!!!
Convict Wants to Have Fun
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.” To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!” Info tambahan : Ada penambahan posting terjemahan di bawah. |
07-25-2007, 06:20 AM | #2 |
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Re: Awas Pelarian!!!
Kekekekekek...!!! tuh suami langsung cenut-cenut dah....!!!!!!!!!
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07-25-2007, 11:48 AM | #3 |
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Re: Awas Pelarian!!!
Apes banget tuh suami .. he..he..
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07-25-2007, 04:15 PM | #4 |
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Re: Awas Pelarian!!!
sue tenan ...
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07-25-2007, 06:35 PM | #5 |
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Re: Awas Pelarian!!!
ada yg versi bahasa indonesia ga??
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07-25-2007, 06:40 PM | #6 |
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07-25-2007, 06:55 PM | #7 |
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07-26-2007, 12:33 AM | #8 |
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07-26-2007, 05:16 PM | #9 |
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Re: Awas Pelarian!!!
Barangkali ini bisa menolong....
Seorang lelaki melarikan diri dari penjara yang sudah ditempatinya selama 15 tahun. Ia masuk ke dalam sebuah rumah untuk mencari uang dan senjata, dan menemukan sepasang suami istri muda diatas tempat tidur. Ia menyuruh si suami menyingkir dari tempat tidur dan mengikatnya ke sebuah kursi. Saat mengikat si istri di tempat tidur ia menindih si istri dan mencium lehernya, kemudian ia bergegas ke kamar mandi. Ketika ia di dalam kamar mandi, si suami berkata kepada istrinya: "Dengar baik-baik, orang itu kelihatannya pelarian narapidana, lihat pakaiannya! Ia mungkin telah menghabiskan waktu yang lama di dalam penjara dan belum pernah melihat seorang wanita pun. Aku melihatnya mencium lehermu. Jika ia menginginkan sex, maka janganlah menolaknya, jangan mengeluh apapun, kerjakan saja apa yang diperintahkannya. Puaskanlah ia meski bagaimanapun jijiknya kamu. Orang ini bisa jadi sangat berbahaya. Jika ia marah, ia akan membunuh kita. Kuatkan dirimu, sayang. Aku mencintaimu." Namun istrinya menjawab : "Ia tadi tidak mencium leherku. Ia berbisik di telingaku. Ia mengatakan bahwa ia seorang gay, dan menganggap kamu tampan. Ia bertanya kepadaku apakah kita memiliki vaseline. Aku mengatakannya kalau vaseline ada di kamar mandi. Kuatkan dirimu sayang. Aku mencintaimu juga!!" |
07-26-2007, 06:26 PM | #10 |
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Re: Awas Pelarian!!!
hahaha silahkan mabuk kepayang nanti disedot2...
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