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Osama Letter


After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George
Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.




Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line
of Coded message:


370H-SSV-0773H






Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice .


Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.


No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad.


Eventually they asked Australian Intelligence (ASIO) for help.


Within a minute, ASIO emailed the White House with
this reply:


"Tell the President he's holding the message upside
down."


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Finding a Chinese Jew


Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?"


"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"


When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"


"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No, Chinese Jews."


"Are you sure?" Al asked.


"I will check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."


When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."


"Are you really sure?" Al asked again.


"I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."


"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews."








Competition of a nation


The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.


One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms. The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. The used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.


"When the day came for the fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.


"When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out and wrapped itself around the outside of the ring. It had the Russian dog almost completely surrounded. When the Russian dog leaned over to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund leaned up and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.


The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief. `We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler dogs in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves."


"That's nothing", an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years trying to make an alligator look like a Dachshund.'"


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Throwing away garbage


An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there.


Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?"


"I have to throw this away," replied the tourist.


"You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered.


The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want."


The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers.


"Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist.


"No. This is the American Embassy."

[azura]

tats really good jokes.....hahahaha

[mr.ius]

hahaha.... nice one... gotta love the American embassy joke...

[andhara]

He..he...he...that's a good one...

[Dedi]

Kita mungkin sudah pernah terima joke seperti ini dan ketawa waktu membacanya....
setelah sekian lama ada yang kirim lagi...tetep ketawa tuh....

joke emang gak ada kadaluarsanya....

[newb4ev3r]

Hahaha....