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Old 07-02-2008, 02:27 PM   #1
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Default Raja Minyak

Seorang sekretaris nan cantik ditugaskan oleh bosnya untuk menemani

seorang raja minyak dr Arab yg menjadi klien penting bagi perusahaannya.

Tertarik oleh kecantikannya, si raja tiba-tiba memintanya utk menikahinya.

Tentu saja sekretaris itu terkejut namun ia teringat perintah bosnya

untuk tidak mengecewakan kliennya itu dalam bentuk apapun. Karena

itu, ia memikirkan cara untuk menolak ajakannya dengan halus.

"Baiklah, aku akan menikah denganmu dengan 3 syarat.

Pertama, aku mau cincin kawin berlian 75 karat bertahtakan intan

bermahkota tiga 200 karat."

Si raja terpekur sejenak dan kemudian mengangguk, "Ok, ok ana

felikan, pastinya ana felikan..!!".

Menyadari keadaan ini, si wanita kembali memikirkan syarat yang lebih susah.

"OK, kedua, aku mau kamu buatkan istana di New York berkamar 100 dan

sebagai rumah peristirahatan, aku mau vila di tengah kota Paris dengan

200 orang pelayan, 10 Ferarri dan 5 pesawat jet pribadi."

Sang raja minyak kembali terpekur, mengambil hand-phonenya dan

mengontak sana sini. "Ok, ok, ana fuatkan, pasti ana fuatkan...!!"

"Gawat nih !", pikir si sekretaris.

Dengan peluh sebesar kacang kedelai, ia kembali memikirkan syarat terakhir.

Akhirnya, ia merasa mendapatkan syarat yang nyaris mustahil bisa dikabulkan oleh si

raja ini.

Sambil mengedipkan mata, ia berkata, "Oh, baiklah. Ini yang terakhir.

Aku suka sekali dengan seks dan karenanya aku mau laki-laki yg menjadi

suamiku mempunyai p *** s sepanjang 30 cm."

Si raja minyak tampak kaget dan kecewa sekali dengan syarat terakhir ini.

Ia menutup wajahnya dengan kedua tangan sambil menangis sesenggukan.

Akhirnya, sambil mengusap air mata dan menatap wanita itu dengan sedih,

Tak lama kemudian ia pun berkata,

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"Ok, ok,......demi ente mau nggak mau ana fotong, pasti ana fotong deh...!!!"
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Old 07-02-2008, 02:34 PM   #2
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hahahahaa..panjang be'eng..keren om ruddd.....lageeee...
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:12 PM   #3
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KAAAMMMMMMMMMPPPPPREEETTTTTTTT TTT.......Ternyata panjangnya kayak Belalai Gajah euy.....
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Old 07-02-2008, 09:54 PM   #4
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Hauhahauhahuhauua.......
Jadi dipotong ..........................
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Old 07-02-2008, 11:54 PM   #5
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Bukan "barang" tuh,,,,,,,buntut pasti......
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Old 07-03-2008, 08:26 AM   #6
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wakakakakakak..... gw demen yg kyk gini nih....lageeee....ooommmm..... .ruuudiiii.....
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:05 AM   #7
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memang om rudi neh jagonya banyolan...
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:33 AM   #8
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aya aya wae
ane juga fusink neh, funya ane nda nyamfe 30cm
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:12 AM   #9
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aya aya wae
ane juga fusink neh, funya ane nda nyamfe 30cm
ente ke cucu tersayang ma'erot...murah, nda fusink lage...jgn fercaya dukun lain ahh pade bahlul abis itu minta try out jgn ama emak!maonya yg gratis aja ente...k d*l*t* mahal dikits fusink pun hilang kabuuurrrrr
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Old 07-03-2008, 04:33 PM   #10
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umpetinnya dimana
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Old 07-03-2008, 05:23 PM   #11
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Old 07-03-2008, 05:33 PM   #12
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O...pantesan lo suka bawa pinset...supaya gampang pipis pake pinset ya...
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Old 07-03-2008, 06:13 PM   #13
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ll gile panjang bener.. kelojotoan merem melek tuh si pembantu nanti
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Old 07-04-2008, 09:40 AM   #14
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O...pantesan lo suka bawa pinset...supaya gampang pipis pake pinset ya...
jgn buka rahasia donk bro
lo tau kan g orangnya teliti
kalo ga dipilihin pake pinset ntar jembinya keriting n rontok gara2 maen cabut
and ga mungkin jg kan g kaya om om yg laen pake jasa lo bantu kluarin n pegangin waktu pipis

aya aya wae ...
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Old 07-04-2008, 03:07 PM   #15
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Ceritanya lucu
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