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Old 09-02-2007, 10:55 PM   #1
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Talking Puisi cinta anak accounting

Puisi cinta anak accounting

Wahai belahan jiwaku...
Debetlah cintaku di neraca hatimu
Kan ku jurnal setiap transaksi rindumu
Hingga setebal Laporan Keuanganku

Wahai kekasih hatiku..
Jadikan aku manager investasi cintamu
Kan ku hedging kasih dan sayangmu
Di setiap lembaran portofolio hatiku

Bila masa jatuh tempo tlah tiba
Jangan kau retur kenangan indah kita
Biarlah ia bersemayam di Reksadana asmara
Berkelana di antara Aktiva dan Passiva

Wahai mutiara kalbu ku
Hanya kau lah Master Budget hatiku
Inventory cintaku yang syahdu
General Ledger ku yang tak
lekang ditelan waktu

Wahai bidadariku.
Rekonsiliasikanlah hatiku dan hatimu
Seimbangkanlah neraca saldo kita
Yang membalut laporan laba rugi kita
Dan cerahkanlah laporan arus kas kita selamanya
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Old 09-02-2007, 11:07 PM   #2
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Default Re: Puisi cinta anak accounting

Sebagai tambahan...."Jangan kau lupakan piutang yang tak tertagih sebagai Account Receivable (AR)..."
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Old 09-02-2007, 11:13 PM   #3
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emang mau nabung ya??? hehehe... dapet surat cinta atau puisi cinta kaya gitu pasti dirobek deh ga ada melankolisnya sama sekali hahaha
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Old 09-03-2007, 11:32 AM   #4
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lebih baek jangan ketemu AUDITOR
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Old 09-03-2007, 04:13 PM   #5
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Gue auditor loh
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Old 09-03-2007, 05:23 PM   #6
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Gue auditor loh
berarti lo bikin surat cinta isinya kaya gitu juga dong?
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Old 09-03-2007, 07:22 PM   #7
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Gak perlu bos. Tinngal ngasih laporan keuangan sama copy bank statement gue aja
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Old 09-03-2007, 09:33 PM   #8
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Gak perlu bos. Tinngal ngasih laporan keuangan sama copy bank statement gue aja
Gak sekalian sama tabel biaya penyusutan tuh?
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Old 09-03-2007, 11:30 PM   #9
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Gak sekalian sama tabel biaya penyusutan tuh?
asset bergerak atau nga nih? termasuk di dalamnya harta gono gini nga
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Old 09-04-2007, 06:08 PM   #10
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asset bergerak atau nga nih? termasuk di dalamnya harta gono gini nga
Supaya siap ya kalo bini di-talak 3...
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Old 09-05-2007, 07:48 AM   #11
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asset bergerak atau nga nih? termasuk di dalamnya harta gono gini nga
Aset bergerak biar di off balance sheet aja, jadi kl ditalak tiga, posisi asset masih aman
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Old 09-05-2007, 12:18 PM   #12
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Aset bergerak biar di off balance sheet aja, jadi kl ditalak tiga, posisi asset masih aman
segala jenis deposito, saham reksadana, portfolio investasi juga bisa di bikin off shore kok
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Old 09-05-2007, 06:46 PM   #13
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Makin menggila isi ini thread....
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